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By Bill Brasky
Who Dropped in On You This Morining! - Listen here you snivelling lil' groms. I was surfing triple overhead, outer reef breaks, that were 2 mile paddles just to get to, before you ever rode your first whitewater. I invented the bonzer, paddled in to waves that Jeff Clark and Laird Hamilton wouldn't even think of towing into and once rescued a small seal from the death grips of a 25 ft Great White. I've been invited to join the WCT countless times and discovered Pavones and J-Bay. So you lil' groms all owe me alot of respect. When you see me coming at you down the line, just remember my steel razor blade FCS fins have been known to cut through solid depleted uranium and that means you had better get outta my way! So just to let all you aggro kooks and groms know, I am the original Nova Scotia local, and if you see me paddling, then back the $#!* off!
Pat Bannister's a kook - My response to your bullshit rant about longboards had too many Fwords in it, so it must have been removed. So I'll sum it up, without the colorful language, just sticking to the facts. Fact 1: You are a boogie boarding kook. Fact 2: Your movie sucked. Fact 3: If you're a grown man and you don't have a longboard in your quiver, you're rudderless.
By Rick Kane
Bill Bradsky shreds! - I once saw Bill Bradsky ride triple over head Martinique Reef that only breaks once every ten years. He air dropped in, bottom turned and cranked up the face, only to launch himself into the sickest air I've ever witnessed, and then, he finished off with a 5 second barrel. He is an underground local legend, respect brah, respect. Bill Bradsky!Dude rrrrriiiiiippppppppssssss. Watch out though, I hear those new FCS razor blade steel fins he got from Hawaii are lethal.
no title - 500 i meant oops!!~
Guys selling board and wetsuit?? - Are u asking $500 for the board and the suit??
adam - martinque holds well up to chest high. Probably bigger!! It all depends on swell direction!
almost forgot - bill my name is adam if ud like to know
yo bill brasky - i have an idea, if the surf here is so shitty then why dont you do us all a favor and get the fuck out of here. unfortunitly we are not all able to charge pipe like you. and as for only seeing the surf over head high twice in ten years well honestly dude martinique doesn't get that big so that would explain why you have made that statement. i mean when the left is on at best its only 4 feet right!!!! or perhaps right point but no wait a minute what am i saying once again right point never gets above ankel high right??!?!? but hey enough from me cause i chlearly have no idea what im talking about compaired to you mr. johnny 10 yead rad dude.
Newbie need gear??? - In response to a message below...I have an 6/5/4 Oneill Zen Psycho Wetsuit (8 mo old) and a 6'10 surfboard with low rocker and lots of volume, practically brand new w traction pad etc....500$ Compare that price to new boards in shops around here....cheers...! give me an email firstname.lastname@example.org
By Bill Brasky
It Sucks Here - Yes you are right. It does suck here. I've only ever seen it head high twice in my life before and I have been surfing here for 10 years. It was onshore and messy both times. If anyone is thinking of coming here, don't. The water barely gets above freezing in the warmest of months and the air is usually never any warmer. We all know the real mecca of surfing on the East Coast is Ocean City, Maryland. So recognize beyatches.
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