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comment by Anonymous, 2009-01-30 04:20:12

uhhhh.....duh
Dolphins taste like chicken

comment by Western Flipper XIV, 2008-12-06 21:01:20

Dolphin schools are the ONLY local surfers out here!
I'm so sick of the childish comments made about this spot, that I've had my buddy from Scripps Institute translate my comment for ALL of you silly humans to read, I'm talking about this after having been read these comments translated to 'dolphinese' language by my Marine biologist.
Here it is:
"Can't we all just get along, whilst stopping all of this Tom, Dick, & Harry-foolery?"

comment by the Man with the Kay-Gak, 2008-06-12 17:54:44

Really? 100' foot?! REALLY?!?
Dude, just to clarify---

was the surf 100' foot, or was it that gay paddleboard that was 100' foot?

I'm just asking...

comment by Anonymous, 2008-06-10 08:43:22

paddle board time
You guys lets get serious now. This wave is no joke and I think the only way to to paddle into it is paddle boarding. I took out my paddle board the other day and paddled into 100 ft. sets out there at cortes. It was awesome!

comment by looking for a 150' pit?, 2007-12-20 10:21:23

here's the directions, Josh
Josh, if you're looking for a 150' sick pit, I know where it is, and I'll give you directions.

1) walk approximately 100 feet to your bathroom mirror
2)drop trou
3)bendover
4)look in mirror

Sick pit, huh brah? Too bad it's no secret.

comment by www.joshsmiley@yahoo.com, 2007-05-21 02:07:18

josh smiley Big balls
howzit kooks. jus surfd cortez 80/100ft. got the biggests pits of my life. found the wave is a bit gutless and am now seeking a wave in the 150ft size range. any1 no where i cuold find this?

comment by collinsirola@yahoo.com, 2007-05-04 02:13:48

Im so down to surf this spot
I have hit (or tried to hit) as many big waves as possible across the west coast, including the spots at half moon bay and Lunada, and I would be really interested in surfing this spot some day... But I do need someone to surf with who preferably has surfed this spot or someone with enough balls to go anyway. Any takers?

comment by long john, 2007-02-21 22:01:20

sweet cortez
I was there! I dropped my 7 foot stick in to the lips of cortez and my board seemed to get harder and firmer the farther I thrusted into the sweet wave. The wave seemed to moan as I dropped into her deep throat. My board and I slipped out her back side and had a cigarette! What an experience

comment by true blue, 2006-11-29 07:16:10

just another day in aussie.
Thats a preety ordinary wave, just another day at cyclopes in Australia, check it out in WA "yeah".

comment by the Professor, 2006-11-24 03:05:28

Gilligan's Finger Smells Like Ginger
Wow Capn Quin, it must've taken you at least 3 hours of prime surf time on the internet to be able to type out and paraphrase that entire scene from "Jaws". Either you are a total tweaker, or you still live in a Lakeside Trailer Park with Mommy. Probably both.

Cortes is a serious wave, you people need to get serious. It is a wave not to be taken lightly...I should know, because I have been there...

Like the time the Skipper anchored in the channel during one Winter's midnight, and he, his Little Buddy and I awoke to see monstrous 137' peaks. After a hearty breakfast of Coconut Cream Pie and Cream of Ginger Soup, we bailed out of the Minnow and casually stroked toward the reef. The Skipper pulled out his trusty Chuck Noll Tuna Boat Special and proceeded to Hang 9 (he had earlier lost his left pinky toe during a similar Cortes excursion) on one of the rarely-ridden lefts. Gilligan, on the other hand, was killing the hairball rights on an old 5'0" Lis Fish that I personally shaped from some floating Palm Trees we picked up en route to the reef. Gilligan was quite impressive, as he pulled off aerial after aerial in the most critical sections.

Meanwhile, Mr. Howell ("Thirsty") pulled his gold-plated Stubb Vector eight-fin into barrel after barrel on the inside reform shorebreak in his usual Harvard Pig-Dog style...the old guy really has it mastered.

And me? I was pulling a foursome with Ginger, Maryann and Mrs. Howell!!!!!!