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Teiki Mathieu Baillan surfing a self-made Alaia surfboard in Lances Left, Mentawaï, Indonesia. Photo by C. Naslain, 2009.
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By LiVe2SuRf GuRl
WEST COAST OVERRULES - im from Tofino and i Just moved up to Victoria to go to school...now i went to Jordan river to check out the surf.."I'v only been doin it every day since i was 8 yrs old" and i got dropped in on..told to go back home when i just got out of my car" i wasn't even in the water where talent matters"...and almost got in a fight with some guy who was trying to fight my boyfriend....YOU LOCAL SHOULD FUCK OFF IM A CHICK AND COULD SURF FUCKING CIRCLES AROUND YOU... WEST COAST OVERRULES AND IN THE NEXT COMP ILL GO AGAINST ALL OF YOU AND WORK YOU TO THE GROUND!....run your mouth in the swell where it matters not on the fucking shore
Localist faggots!! - I'm not a local at any of the surf spots on Vancouver island, and I have a few things to say to those who are. 1) If you treat strangers in the water with less respect than your best friend your a fuckin looser!! Straight up you're a cock sucker!! You deserve only the shittiest waves and probably shouldn't even be in the water, not cause you don't know how to surf but because you'd probably be happier licking assholes somewhere. As for the other homos (local or not) I mean no offence.2)I've never met a really good (talented) surfer who spuwed attitude in the water. That is because they are busy catching waves all the time, and enjoying themselves. Fuckheads giving shit to less experienced surfers are usually wanna be pros with no chance at ever getting pronsored, spending too much time in the water wishing they we're better or that they had caught that last wave (which they missed because??).Don't blame foreign surfers for your shortcomings. The anger you dish out to others is only the shit you feel about yourself. Enjoy surfing, isn't that why your out there?
Have fun waiting - This spot breaks overhead 3 times per year on average. Long periods of flatness can best be enjoyed by befriending the locals. They really are good guys, except ofcourse for the guy with the blue Nev, and the self-proclaimed "Dominator"- little charisma. Check out La Punta Roca in El Salvador for a longer, more powerful, tropical, version of this wave.
Have fun waiting - This spot breaks overhead 3 times per year on average. Long periods of flatness can best be enjoyed by befriending the locals. They really are good guys, except ofcourse for the guy with the blue Nev, and the self-proclaimed "Dominator"- little charisma. Check out La Punta Roca in El Salvador for a more powerful, tropical version of this wave.
no title - I don't know what all this localism crap is about. People get a little cranky up here now and then but so would you if you lived in a country as big as ours with so few accessable breaks. Grab a thick wet suit and come on up. There aren't any locals surfing Jordan River anyway.
no title - If you dont want people coming to your shitty spot then dont write about it asshole it prob sucks anyway
Let's talk localism! - Okay. We know you love your local spot. Fine but I have news for ya! THE BREAK AIN'T YOURS!! THE WATER AIN'T YOURS!!! FECK LOCALISM!!! I plan to come up there anyway and I am gonna surf and I will respect your space but....YOU TRY TO START ANY SHITE THEN I WILL GET AGGRO ON YA! People must respect one another and share! LOCALISM MUST GO!
howdy up there - Why are you fellas so worked up. Sit down and enjoy your spot. The fact that reasonably cool people like to get in their car and check out a new spot does not seem to be such a crime. Odds are the asshole is not the visitor. If the newbie is being a jerk, sure, lay a steamer his roof, everyone enjoys a good steamer. But otherwise, say hello to reality.
Canadians Suck Big - Stay in Canada. Do not come to the US. Do not come to Mexico. Stay in beautiful british columbia.
Jordan River Sucks - If you are an American and come up here expect to have your car trashed and possibly your face. Remember, we play hockey up here, not baseball, stay south of the border.
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