By Homer , 18-02-2004

Cretin Surf Tribe Shall Perish - Which seas yonder rule thee? Aegean or Ionia? This firm grasp you portend to hold upon the echoes of Knosses halls, you, mere mortal, who can die in the spinning waves like a leaf in the gutters of Athens beneath the cruel fasces of a secular power, how can thee pretend to be anything more than what ye are, and claim to a land owned only by your beloved Gods? Surely you wish to weild your might from the great gorge to the islands of the south and the pasturelands of the East, forgetting that you rae just a drop in Neptune's bucket, and your entire tribe could not stand up even to the white horses which lunge forth Apollo's chariot. This is because you, by claiming some primogeniture to the sea, owned by no-one, are placing yourself between great Zues and the Earth, where his lightning bolt doth lash. So proceed, ye mortals, to espouse your great legion of Cretian surf-riders, but laugh not, nor be suprized, when I, from Delos hither (where only the immortal now reside), come to surf your islands with a great tumult at my wake, to overtake even thy mightiest of warriors, even if Hecktor be his name.

By CRETAN SURF TRIBE , 18-02-2004

Crete is Tribe Territory...no kooks!! - The island of Crete is the most magical and mysterious paradise on this earth...and we have waves (gnarly waves). The Cretan Surf Tribe rules the island, so when you come to our home, get in touch with us via email first so we can invite you, meet you, and surf with you. Don't disrespect a Cretan. Surfing is illegal by law. Go to our website and get to know us first. Mahalo, CST