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Teiki Mathieu Baillan surfing a self-made Alaia surfboard in Lances Left, Mentawaï, Indonesia. Photo by C. Naslain, 2009.
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By locate ur balls duo
confessions of duo - hi there swells its duo here with sum outragis confessions. we don really like to surf and only claim to so we can b a part of the swells and look remotely cool. we r also really soft. after a mediocure nite on this piss at rotto we coudnt even locate enuf balls to paddle out at epic, macking chickens. binks claimed to hav paddled out but didnt get any waves and paddled in 15 mins l8ta. i have heard that after doa left they proceeded to hav sly quokka sex in the caves at chickens, playing out a scene that conan had wanted to try after seeing his native bros go at it the nite before.
By bowls mum
hi spoon - Let old uncle spoon slide. In todays world size doesnt matter. He is an excellent lover who can use his given gift to the best of his ability. Its not the size of the waves its the motion in the ocean hey spoon. Any way ill cya 2nite babe you know what time.
By dilmar (the swell formaly known as clown)
change of name - hey everybody its me the blackest,clubbing addicted swell, clown. however i am writing this now to notify u all of an urgent change in my nickname. u see on the weekend i was falling asleep and i heard spoon hands plotting to drop his balls on my forhead or teabag me, so i just kept quiet cos i live ABIT WITH BALLS on my forhead. the warm rough hairy scraping across my face and the distinct smell of sweat mixed with cheese, wots not to love. i opened my eyes during the event aswell cos i am a visual creature but i was a bit dissapointed in spoonys miniscule package. anyway because of the teabaging incident i now declare my self DILMAR.
By Queer Guy
Queer Eye to the rescue - hi guys its ur most fav swell QG here. how r all u hunnies im just fab. im here to let u straight guys in on sum queer fashion tips to woo the ladies in ur life. wen applying that special odour on ur urself remember not to rub it or u will bruise the scent. im full of plenty off gay tips and up to speed with all the queer knowledge so if uve got a question dont hesitate to ask. luv u all QG! X0XO. PS id prefer to b called QG(queer guy) instead of Ozzy Fast. cheerio
By NOT LONG TO GO NOW
GUESS WHOS CUMIN BACK - STAY TUNED ALL U FANS COS THE SWELLS WILL BE BACK WITH MORE THAN ENUF STORIES, YARNS AND SPINS TO KEEP U SATISFIED TILL CHRISTMAS. STARRING- LOBBY, QG (OZZY FAST), BINX, MUMMA BINX, SPOON HANDS, BIG BLACK, QUOKKA PAWS AND MORE.
no title - way to steal my photos
peaky - Swells are down at cotts and are nowt special. There was a perfect day around new years eve down on scabs. A bit crowded but conditions were perfect and had a class day until the damn afternoon winds came in. Only one problem with scabs. can someone not sort out the god damn snakes. They are bloody everywere and i nearly stood on two in three weeks. they are on the beach paths and it wont be long till some young grom gets bite pretty bad. Maybe the good old council could stop moving the sand and sort out some of the real problems. Keep the surf alive. Chosen Few Crew..
SAND MAN - i have seen footage and photos of scarbrough before they took away the sand, it was the sickest wave, put the sand back and then this beach will be epic, i have been surfing it lately and well its way way off how it use to be, so i recon we all ask the council to stuff making the beach seanic put back the dunes and im sure the waves will bring the crowds they are after. scarbrough is sick, but bring back the waves
????? - Im about a 10 min ride from trigg and scarbs n go there often, but neva heard of no crew called the swells who r they?????
no title - yesterday was quite hollow,fun for the whole family
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