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Teiki Mathieu Baillan surfing a self-made Alaya surfboard in Macaroni, Mentawaï, Indonesia. Photo by C. Naslain, 2009.
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By new found
new found...no longer needed - dear conan,this is your long lost bike, "new found" here. u have left me at ozzie fasts house for months now....and i have been told by a reliable source that you are riding around on a "u beaut" red scooter. well, that just hurts me conan. i thought we were friends.....but i see i am no longer needed. but don't worry....i will have revenge on you and that stupid poofy scooter.....u'll see.love from your lonely.....and evil bike
By GILETTE MACH 4
BEWARE OF THE HOWL - THIS WEEKENDS FREAK HEAT MAY BRING OUT A FULL MOON SO IF YOU ARE IN THE SWELLS AREA AND HEAR A HOWL............ HES BAK NOT BLACK BUT VERY HAIRY HE LIKES HIS CHIPS, ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE WEVE SEEN HIS LIPS. BECAUSE HES SO HAIRY HES VERY SCARY, ABNORMAL IN FACT BEWARE HES BACKSOME PEOPLE MAY THINK HES A NEGRO BUT HES JUST ARE FREIND EGO EXPLICIT LANGUAGE(NEGRO)ONLY THERE TO RHYMN WITH EGO.
bz talent scout(Phil Henry) - hi my name if fil henry and im from bz in the Us. i came wen that huge swell (u guys call it psycho sunday) hit w.a and was really impressed by the level of talent in the water (and out too, these aussie women are great lol ;).i thought id just come on and report sum of the names we took down as real athletes with potential to maybe come represent the team one day. that Mark boehm guy is a real up and comer. brett "mcgee" saint is also a real underground talent with a real knowledge of the surf i even hear hes won a few awards for this extensive knowledge.and no one charges down w.a like alex logan. yeh i went partying wif these guys that nite too there really well known around town i hear haha. well i better be off discovering sum more future champions ..
By Owner, Rosie O'Grady's
irish swells go hard - hello this is thw proprietor of Rosie O'Grady's Pub in Fremantle. I just wanted to say that last night i came across these swells getting very merry with some good old pints., and they were going as hard as any Irishman in there. I mean, that crazy guy they called Bill was a machine....and he was driving!!! And i tell u wat....that Norman guy...well....lets just say he loves his brews. But that dark skinned fellow witht them couldn't fool me....he stuck out like a sore thumb amongst all those fair skinned jolly people. Where does he get off claiming to be Irish? But nevermind....those 3 boys drank enough pints to send my wife back to Ireland for Christmas. Thanks Swells......u boys go hard.
By buno guy
disgusted - These swellz think they own the place they are a menace to our society and really bring an agro vibe to any where they go. I know they just like to have a good time however sometimes it is very annoying.I am a bunbury resident and when the swellz came for a road trip they came to our clubs and just rocked out like they owned the place. Like I saw this lanky spoon guy and a big dirty black guy dancing on the dance floor. Thenm this black eyed peas song came on and thy procceded to just openly get retarded. I have never seen any thing like it. Where do these swellz get off getting retarded in my town.U are a disgrace swellz
By on the mat
Cat - Hi swellz this is cat here clowns old game. Aparently clown kept it hell quiet why we were going out and he didnt even confess to swells about me. Well im here to spread some truths about me and clown. Well Aaron kept it quiet because he couldnt cut it in bed. It false when they say black people have big dongas because clowns is so minute it felt like i was flossing my teeth when i gave him gobby. Thats why he never let me come round and that because he didnt want me to embaress him by bringing up his small balls. Yer thats all i have to say besides that i dress really funky like a punker.How weird
By old uncle aron
please guys - Guys this really is aaron here. I love her and i dont want to wreck our beautiful blossoming relationship. I think she could be the one guys so i want to make it perfect when i ask her out. Ive been shopping with QG and piked out a beautiful set of roses and a lovely piece of jewellery 4 my baby the love of my life. Who needs your bodyboard when you can lie on a beautiful women every nite. Oh i luv her so much i mite ring her now. Bye fellaz and please encourage me and let our relationship grow and grow until we grow old.
random - Hahaha that guy clown really is soft who would miss silly sunday for a girl
exusse mme - This mesage concerns our bro clown.he spins that the duo dont surf however who was it that missed silly sunday the biggest surf of the year to be home with his specail in bed sleeping.Who was it thats rite it was dilmar. So in tha words of tha jar y speen.
sorry clown - im sorry bro 4 putting my wang on ur head. i guess u must no wot it feels like to be shimmas mum. except shes normally begging for it. although i like to rub it on her face its not long before she has to hav it in her mouth etc. i wont do that again man, i was hell bent so i ask for forgiveness. from now on ill stick wif seans mum.
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