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Hits	1233
Online Status	OFFLINE
Member Since	06/28/2007 04:43:02
Last Online	05/08/2008 01:55:45
Last Updated	09/13/2007 03:38:03
Forum Ranking	Expert Boarder
Total Posts	36
Karma	4
Friends	2

My Surf Profile

Surfing Since:	1990
Stance:	Regular
Boards I surf:	Mini-Mal / Hybrid
Surf Experience:	Experienced (10-19 yrs)
Surf Level:	In Progression
Surf Frequency:	Once or twice a week
Local Spots:	Currumbin Alley
Favourites Spots:	Raglan NZ
My Biggest Wave:	Double Overhead
Prefered Wave Size:	Shoulder-High
Favourite Type of Spot:	Right Pointbreak; Left Pointbreak
Prefered Tricks:	Long Wall; Hang Ten; Wipe out
Bodyboard Tricks:	360°
My Best Ever Session:	Cabarita 2001
Biggest Fear or Wipe out:	Being spanked and tickled by a tri-sexual purple goldfish alien from the planet Blazborg while being forced fed wasabi-vegemite tasting jelly with extra ass included.
Favourite Surfers:	That silver dude that flys around in space. You know ... I think they call him "Silver guy with surfboard "
Most Recent Contest:	No skill + Lazy + apathy = no contest

My Quiver

All about my boards !
Board 1
Shape:	Mini-Mal / Hybrid
Fins:	3- Thrusther
Shaper:	Pryde
Size x Width x Thickness:	8 'x 23 "x2 7.8"
Condition:	Showing its age
Tail:	squash
Bottom:	Concave
Type of Fins:	Built in
Id Number:	?
Year Made:	?
Year Bought:	1999
My Opinion About:	The rock is too steep. Pushes a lot of water and too floaty for big wave. Not much use until wave gets to about bellybutton high but useless after head high.
Board 2
Shape:	Shortboard
Fins:	3- Thrusther
Shaper:	Potts
Size x Width x Thickness:	6' 10" x 22" x 2 1/2"
Condition:	Gone in the great board rack in the sky
Tail:	swallow
Bottom:	Concave
Type of Fins:	Built in
Id Number:	?
Year Made:	1993
Year Bought:	1994
My Opinion About:	Good board. I lost it. Can't remember where I left the thing.
Session Memories:	Running over some jerk sponger that cut in front of me.
Board 3
Shape:	Mini-Mal / Hybrid
Fins:	2- Fish
Shaper:	?
Size x Width x Thickness:	7" 6" x 22 1/2" x 2 3/4"
Condition:	Gone in the great board rack in the sky
Tail:	swallow
Bottom:	Flat
Type of Fins:	Built in
Id Number:	?
Year Made:	1989
Year Bought:	1991
My Opinion About:	It was pink and very very cheap. Well made board. It was cheap couse it was pink. I was poor.
Board 4
Shape:	Mini-Mal / Hybrid
Fins:	3- Thrusther
Size x Width x Thickness:	8' x 22 1/2" x 3"
Condition:	Brand New
Make and Technology:	Finally ...
Tail:	squash
Bottom:	Double Concave
Type of Fins:	FCS
Year Made:	2007
Year Bought:	2007
Board 5

My Surftrips

Last Surftrips:	Last Saturday
Next Surftrips:	This coming Saturday
Travel Frequency:	More than 4 times a year
Travel Duration:	Just few days
Travel Partner:	No! are you mad?
Search a travel partner:	No
Travel Comfort:	Proximity to good waves; Lack of crowds; Non-surfing activities

Personnal info

Country:	Australia
Gender:	Male
Surfer Age:	Stylin (25-29yrs)
Status:	Single
What I love:	Food
What I hate:	Everything
Occupation:	Private income
Home Town:	Brisneyland
Spoken Languages:	English; Chinese; Other
Activities:	Surf; Fishing; Other
Other activities:	Eating food
Favourite Music:	Recorded stuff - Metal and punk Live - Jazz, blues and classical Elvis - HELL YES
Favourite Surf Movies:	Hate them all
Favourite Movies:	Evil dead 3
Favourite Books:	Birth of Plenty - William Bernstein

Surfed Spots

My Surfed Spots by Pervert_bert

Favourite lists

Nb of spots: 41

My Surfed Spots map

Browse my spots map

Australia
Nb spots: 23
North
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Cabarita			all surfers	right	point-break	0 / 2	130	4
Hastings Point			experienced surfers	right	point-break	0 / 1	45
Pottsville			experienced surfers	right and left	sand-bar	0 / 1	26	1
Central-Queensland
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Agnes Water			all surfers	right	point-break	0 / 1	59	5	3
Gold Coast
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
25th Av. palm Beach			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	36
Broadbeach			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 1	125		1
Burleigh heads			pros or kamikaze only...	right	point-break	0 / 3	301	19	4
Coolangatta			all surfers	right	sand-bar	0 / 0	196	7	8
Currumbin Alley			all surfers	right	point-break	1 / 1	165	4	5
Elephant Rock			all surfers	right and left	point-break	0 / 0	29
Greenmount			all surfers	right	point-break	0 / 1	167	6	2
Kirra			experienced surfers	right	point-break	0 / 1	244	11	22
Main beach			all surfers	right and left	sand-bar	0 / 1	115	1	1
Mermaid Beach			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 1	79
Narrow Neck			all surfers	right and left	reef-artificial	0 / 0	58	2
Rainbow bay			all surfers	right	sand-bar	0 / 0	136	5	3
Snapper Rocks			experienced surfers	right	point-break	0 / 0	270	17	18
South Stradie			all surfers	right and left	sand-bar	0 / 1	97	13	4
Superbanks			all surfers	right	sand-bar	0 / 3	106	8	17
The Spit			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	92	7	2
Sunshine Coast
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Dicky's shorey			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 1	43	2
Maroochydore			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	112	3
Sunshine Beach			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	120	2	1
Canada
Nb spots: 1
West Coast
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Tofino			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	50	5	2
New Zealand
Nb spots: 17
Coromandel
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Mount Maunganui			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	34
Mount main beach			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	30
NE Coast
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Goat Island Reef			all surfers	right	reef-rocky	0 / 0	4
Omaha			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	8
Takapuna			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	6
Waiheke Is			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	3
Waipu Cove			all surfers	right	point-break	0 / 0	11
Whananaki rivermouth			all surfers	left	sand-bar	0 / 0	2
Whananki South			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	1
N Coast
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Ranganunu Harbour Bar			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	1
Sandy Bay			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 0	26	1	1
West Coast Auckland
Spot	GPS	Atlas Rate	Level	Direction	Type	Session logs	SS	HS	WL
Karekare			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 1	28	1	3
Muriwai Beach			all surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 2	33
Outside Indies			experienced surfers	left	reef-rocky	0 / 0	7
Piha			experienced surfers	right and left	beach-break	0 / 3	110	3	4
Raglan - Indicators			experienced surfers	left	reef-rocky	0 / 1	71	6	6
Raglan - Outside Indicators			experienced surfers	left	reef-rocky	0 / 0	4		2

Surf Sessions

Surf Logbook by pervert_bert

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Nb of Sessions: 1

Sessions: Page 1

	Date	Spot	Session's Rate	Wind direction	Wind Strength	Lentgh of the surf session	Waves height
Show session	2007-09-01	Currumbin Alley		offshore	light	1.5 hours	less than 1m / 3ft

Sessions: Page 1

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02/08/2008 13:08:15	Re:Cuba Surf	World Spots	1461
02/08/2008 13:04:29	Re:Australian for Beer?	World Spots	1020
11/23/2007 13:21:35	Re:British Airways BAN on SURFBOARDS !!!	General	404
11/22/2007 11:00:05	Re:surf conditions	General	416
10/06/2007 20:09:48	Re:Any and all in northern Taiwan	World Spots	831
10/01/2007 14:47:46	Re:Snakes in the grass ...	Find a buddy	2245
09/30/2007 00:31:25	Re:Australian East Coast on NOVEMBER	Find a buddy	2245
09/26/2007 11:41:39	Re:10.000 !	General	1587
09/25/2007 10:31:05	Re:10.000 !	General	1587
09/24/2007 12:13:47	Re:INFO ON CURRUMBIN PLEASE!!	World Spots	504

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